SUBSCRIBE VIA RSSShe’s cute, right? Everyone she charms says so. Dressed all in pink, carrying her purses, waving hello, and blowing kisses to those she meets. Lots of curls, lots of giggles, just a precocious and adorable two-year old girl. Right?
No so fast.
You've been warned. Do NOT let your guard down.
This is the same girl who joyfully gave her brother a haymaker to the peppers when he spread his arms to ask for a hug.
This is the same girl who approached her now fetal-positioned brother with a furled brow of concern asking, “Awwww, what’s wrong, baby?”, only to fwap him in the head with a Candy Land box.
This is the same girl who (thanks to her cybergaming older brother) casually refers to her family members as “Noobs”.
This is the same girl who turns off my open laptop and points at me shouting, “You got Pwned!” (Yeah, I dunno either, but it comes from her older brother).
This is the same girl who took a permanent marker to our dining room table and followed the vandalism with a broken-English rendition of Dora the Explorer’s, “We Did It!”.
This is the same girl who stuffed our cat in an Amazon.com box and sat on it with a fake display of concern, saying, “Oh no. Kitty all gone!”.
The list goes on and on and on.
And on.
But this is also the same girl who can’t fall asleep unless she kisses me good night.
This is also the same girl who loves to snuggle as we watch Wonder Pets, Diego, Dora, or “Scooby Dooby Dooby”.
This is also the same girl who repeatedly says that her brothers are her “best friends”.
This is also the same girl who squeezes her nose at a pungent smell (which is often emanating from her anyhow) and says, “What’s that noise?!”.
And finally, this is also the same girl who makes us laugh and cherish her existence every single day.
Dastardly deeds included, I wouldn’t have her any other way. She’s our little miracle. The only problem is that I think she knows it. And it’s created a human being who feels she can get away with anything.
Sadly enough.
She’s right.
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She's only 2? Oh man, you're in trouble!
I have friends with daughters and have heard similar stories. What a cutie.
I absolutely cannnnnnnot stop laughing!
"haymaker to the peppers"? hahaha! That's a new one on me. Love it.
My daughter is quite similar in her miracle/devilish/adorable/monteryness. She is 14. Calgon, take me away! But they're just so darn precious, aren't they? My world wouldn't be the same without her. I don't think I'd even be 'me' without her, you know?
My 3 and a half year old grand-daughter is just that same combination of angel and devil. She's perfect!
Howdy, All,
After spending 2 weeks with y'all at Christmas (and we do thank you for the best ever!!!) you may have short-changed your readers. She is a constant little-bit (nickname) of huge bits of entertainment. And I know it's about Kamryn, but the boys are every bit as CRAZY as their sister. I loved sitting in that super-comfy chair watching all that entertainment unhfold before us. You and Heather are such wonderful parents. The proof is in the puddens. Love to All, Ma
Awww…She is a keeper isn't she?
Dastardly deeds and all.
(Wait until she gets a hold of your credit cards….)
She is just tooooooo cute! Of course she can get away with it. Lol at the "pwned"!! I have one of those dual personality children, too. The sweetness is a distraction technique so you forget they should be sitting in timeout.
Mine has the same syndrome, though I have not taught her "PWNED" as of yet!
Simply adorable.
Oh my gosh I love this. Reminds me of our 2 year old except he's a boy!
You're pretty screwed once she hits the tween years. Plus you'll be fighting off hormone raging boys. You need to invest in some stamina pills or something. You're going to need them.
One question: Is her halo being held up by tine horns? My Ro's is.
Get used to it. When you have a beautiful and smart little girl, this is the price you pay.
PS: It took me a bit to figure out what a haymaker was.
We have 3 such angel/demon hybrids. 8, 6 & 4. Too smart for their own good. Too cute for anyone's own good.
Good luck! It just gets worse…err…better!
but she's sooooo freakin cute!
I read this post and am trying to figure out what the problem seems to be. LOL. Her brother probably deserved a haymaker to the peppers for something he did to her at an earlier date. Little girls remember and strike when you are least expecting it and disguise it with purses and pink fashion. Be afraid, very afraid. HAHAHAHA