Don’t you hate it when a blog you love goes silent? Tired of getting your hopes up for some morning hilarity over a warm mug of latte only to see another day without updates? Have you had enough of the “I’m here, I’m not here, Now I’m back, Here’s why” cycle of posts as your favorite blogger gets selfishly mired down with his or her own life?
Well, those days are over.
For the next 30 days you are guaranteed to see at least one post a day on this blog. Just think of the levity and insight that will be at your fingertips as a daily reader of Telling Dad. Don’t miss a chuckle…a roll of the eyes…or the desire to recapture wasted minutes of your life. Now, it can all be yours!
Still not sold? Just wait! If you act now, I’m going to TRIPLE the offer. Instead of demanding that you only read my posts once, I’m going to give you triple readership rights! Read ‘em once, read ‘em twice, read ‘em three times. It’s totally up to you!
Still on the fence? Listen to this! I am now offering a 100% readership enjoyment money-back guarantee! Here’s how it works. Just send me everything you have in your wallet right now and I’ll return every dime should you not fully enjoy all 30 days worth of posts (certain restrictions apply).*
It’s that easy!
Some posts will be long. Some short. Some dumb. Some funny. Some puzzling. And some absolutely pointless. Either way, you’ll have access to all the Telling Dad goodness that MILLIONS of people haven’t even heard of.
Ready to get started? So am I. Just check back tomorrow for your first “30 Posts in 30 Days” installment. I haven’t even started it yet, so I need some time to conjure the kind of genius no one has come to expect.
I will say this though. Don’t expect the world.
Just expect my world.