I Have…No Friends

by Telling Dad on May 22, 2010

Ok, so after much trepidation I decided to add Google Connect to my sidebar.

The main reason I’ve been so hesitant to add it is because I knew it’d be completely barren. While a honeymoon period of having NO friends is to be expected, I’m paranoid that I’ll still have no friends even after the initial honeymoon period is over.

My goal is to see at least 300 buddies over there in two weeks. Actually, my real goal is to not see single digits. For if that happens, someone will be talking me down from a ledge.

Rally! Beg! Plead! Much like I’m doing. Let’s cater to a dingbat’s insecurity.

On a sidenote, what’s with the photo resizing that Google puts my image through? It looked so nice and crisp in the preview yet once displayed it looks as though Google stomped on my face with spiked shoes, twisted me into the dirt, and then affixed it to a dart board.

I’m challenged enough, Google, the least you can do is let my Photoshop mastery shine through.

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one cluttered brain May 22, 2010 at 4:53 pm

You'll make it in no time flat if you have an incentive for joining your blog.

Like a shout-out to your 13th follower or something.

Your 13 th follower was moi..LOL.

You ROCK Greg! You will get there in no time flat. You are the only one I will listen to more than 5 minutes of mingling! You are so funny and interesting and NEVER at all boring. I swear you need to be a stand up comedian.
.-= one cluttered brain´s last blog ..It's PICTURE Time!!! ;) Thanks, Angel! =-.

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Faythe @GrammyMouset May 22, 2010 at 7:32 pm

How cool is this! Wowzers!!

now don't you laugh when you see my little GFC icon… it was made eons ago, before my blog had matching clothes…
.-= Faythe @GrammyMousetails´s last blog ..Is Favre Fixed ? =-.

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Ms Catch May 23, 2010 at 12:38 am

Honestly, the ledge ain't that bad! But I don't think you'll have to go there. You have a great site.

I like Google connect on blogs. Have found some pretty cool sites there.

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Franticmommy May 23, 2010 at 1:07 am

Done! Am I cool yet?
.-= Franticmommy´s last blog ..Mom Squad Central: Mom Squad Quotes of The Week =-.

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Telling Dad May 23, 2010 at 3:16 am

Not that any of you weren't cool before, but the second you clicked that button you raised your cool level like a bajillion points.

If you have friends who are in desperate need of being cool, you know where they can get a head start.

Eve May 23, 2010 at 3:21 am

LOL, I am your friend Greg- you are not alone in this big bad interwebs :-)
.-= Eve´s last blog ..10 Must-Have WordPress Plugins =-.

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wheels209 May 23, 2010 at 9:19 am

Hey Greg,

I have been following your blog for a long time. I probably need the cool points a lot more than you do. I feel better now after joining the Telling Dad party. You Rock….Later…….

Wheels

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Dee@cwm May 23, 2010 at 10:23 am

Hey Greg, I'm your friend. It's so nice to be cool.

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Rob May 23, 2010 at 10:45 am

I am your friend but I was cool even before I was your friend.
.-= Rob´s last blog ..Sunday MckLinky Edition #43 =-.

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Firefly May 23, 2010 at 10:51 am

LOL I'm your new friend :)
.-= Firefly´s last blog ..Pecan Sticky Buns =-.

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Larry @ Cakeblast May 23, 2010 at 3:19 pm

Okay, I GFC'd you – I've been following you on Twitter for months as @cakeblast – Follow Me Back Plz..on Google too, because right now I have 666 followers and I want to jump past that awful number! Be #667 !
.-= Larry @ Cakeblast´s last blog ..Follow Me Fridays and Similar Linkys =-.

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Chris @ CleverFather May 25, 2010 at 4:43 pm

I need all the cool points I can get, I'm a sucker for peer pressure.
.-= Chris @ CleverFather´s last blog ..Children vs Waiting Room: The Eternal Battle =-.

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Maria @ Mom et al June 1, 2010 at 1:39 pm

When I moved my blog over from Blogger to WordPress my Google followers didn't carry over and I had to beg them to come follow me again. Total bummer. I have to say, Netoworked Blogs allowed the switch and it worked like a charm, so go them! Happy to support- you have been followed.
.-= Maria @ Mom et al´s last blog ..Memorial Day =-.

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