Here at Telling Dad Estate Whinery, our experienced whinemakers are hard at work vinting new whines for almost any occasion.
Whether you need a nice whine to go along with chores or seek a savory vintage to pair with not getting enough dessert, our varieties of whine are made from the finest and most flavorful sour grapes available.
Telling Dad Estate Whinery is headed by a pair of unfair parents whose only apparent mission in life is to make their young whinemakers miserable. To ensure top whine production we deny them fun at every turn and make sure we’re the only uncool whinery on the block.
If little Johnny’s employers let him stay up until midnight eating ice cream then we’re going to make sure our little whinemaker has lights out at 8pm after eating nothing but shredded wheat.
This is why we excel. Because we know what it takes to create good whines. Our visitors have come to rely on the consistency of our whinemakers and they haven’t let us down yet.
As your whine sommelier, please allow me to take you on a brief whine tour so that you can experience the entire collection of Telling Dad inspired whines for yourself.
The Telling Dad Whinery Difference…
Our whinemakers have been responsible for world-class whines since the late 1990’s and we’re pleased to announce that our third whinemaker now appears ready to emerge from our rigorous apprenticeship program. Once her transition is complete, and with the examples set by her elders, whine connoisseurs can expect the quality of our whines to be brought to a whole new level.
We are open every day for whine sampling as production never ceases around here. Our tradition of being unfair, uncool, and unwavering in our quest to build healthy minds, bodies, and souls will continue to produce an unparalleled class of whines.
We invite you to enjoy all that we have harvested, and if you have whine vintages of your own to share, we’d love to know that we aren’t alone in whine country.
All we need now is a whine cellar.