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		<title>By: Mer</title>
		<link>http://www.tellingdad.com/2009/scorpion-terror/#comment-14667</link>
		<dc:creator>Mer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 13:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I was camping with my extended family (6 uncles, their wives, countless cousins, grandparents, and my immediate family), and we were all sitting around a fire when I saw one go up my pant leg.  
You can bet I was out of those pants in less time than it takes to blink, so there I was, wearing sneakers and lacy undergarments, in front of my entire family, and jumping up and down on my pants screaming like a mad woman.  
Finding them in my house would probably end more dramatically.  Thankfully the worst thing I get in my apartment is the occasional roach or silverfish.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was camping with my extended family (6 uncles, their wives, countless cousins, grandparents, and my immediate family), and we were all sitting around a fire when I saw one go up my pant leg.<br />
You can bet I was out of those pants in less time than it takes to blink, so there I was, wearing sneakers and lacy undergarments, in front of my entire family, and jumping up and down on my pants screaming like a mad woman.<br />
Finding them in my house would probably end more dramatically.  Thankfully the worst thing I get in my apartment is the occasional roach or silverfish.</p>
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		<title>By: Ashley</title>
		<link>http://www.tellingdad.com/2009/scorpion-terror/#comment-14639</link>
		<dc:creator>Ashley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 02:21:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I just came across your blog and, as I&#039;m sure you&#039;re well aware, it&#039;s hilarious.  I was especially thrilled to read about your dealings with scorpions as I had pretty much the exact same situation occur when I moved from the suburbs of Kansas City down to rural Georgia.  No one told me there were freaking scorpions here.  I couldn&#039;t believe it.  Utterly terrifying.  Anyway, I loved your post and thanks for sharing!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just came across your blog and, as I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;re well aware, it&#8217;s hilarious.  I was especially thrilled to read about your dealings with scorpions as I had pretty much the exact same situation occur when I moved from the suburbs of Kansas City down to rural Georgia.  No one told me there were freaking scorpions here.  I couldn&#8217;t believe it.  Utterly terrifying.  Anyway, I loved your post and thanks for sharing!</p>
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		<title>By: Andrea Corradini</title>
		<link>http://www.tellingdad.com/2009/scorpion-terror/#comment-12144</link>
		<dc:creator>Andrea Corradini</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 00:13:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>so funny... i once wrote about scorpion assholes.  not because i&#039;m enamored with them or anything, but i AM enamored with PEEPS (yes, the bunny easter candy), and in a posting i may have mentioned a correlation between PEEPS and Scorpion assholes, which a friend of mine then commented that that would make a good band name (course you&#039;d have to make both words proper nouns, which means it would read Scorpion Assholes).  Anyway, agree.  Scorpions are wicked vicious.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>so funny&#8230; i once wrote about scorpion assholes.  not because i&#8217;m enamored with them or anything, but i AM enamored with PEEPS (yes, the bunny easter candy), and in a posting i may have mentioned a correlation between PEEPS and Scorpion assholes, which a friend of mine then commented that that would make a good band name (course you&#8217;d have to make both words proper nouns, which means it would read Scorpion Assholes).  Anyway, agree.  Scorpions are wicked vicious.</p>
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		<title>By: kimmie</title>
		<link>http://www.tellingdad.com/2009/scorpion-terror/#comment-2595</link>
		<dc:creator>kimmie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 03:37:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh my goodness!!  I laughed so hard reading this, my kids stopped watching their video to laugh at me.  I love God but I told him...scorpions aren&#039;t fair!!  We don&#039;t stand a chance!  We can&#039;t see &#039;em till they are too close, only the giant ones make any noise,  and we can&#039;t get rid of &#039;em.  What&#039;s up wit h that?!?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh my goodness!!  I laughed so hard reading this, my kids stopped watching their video to laugh at me.  I love God but I told him&#8230;scorpions aren&#8217;t fair!!  We don&#8217;t stand a chance!  We can&#8217;t see &#8216;em till they are too close, only the giant ones make any noise,  and we can&#8217;t get rid of &#8216;em.  What&#8217;s up wit h that?!?</p>
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		<title>By: Jennifer (Conversion</title>
		<link>http://www.tellingdad.com/2009/scorpion-terror/#comment-2566</link>
		<dc:creator>Jennifer (Conversion</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 15:10:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ooooh, yeah. I have an entire category for scorpions on my blog -- we also live in the Austin area. I actually just saw one last night -- DON&#039;T THESE THINGS HIBERNATE?! 
 
Anyway, I&#039;m glad to have discovered your blog. I&#039;ll be back. 
.-= Jennifer (Conversion Diary)&#180;s last blog ..&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.conversiondiary.com/2009/12/doubt-after-atheism.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Doubt after atheism&lt;/a&gt; =-. </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ooooh, yeah. I have an entire category for scorpions on my blog &#8212; we also live in the Austin area. I actually just saw one last night &#8212; DON&#039;T THESE THINGS HIBERNATE?!</p>
<p>Anyway, I&#039;m glad to have discovered your blog. I&#039;ll be back.<br />
.-= Jennifer (Conversion Diary)&acute;s last blog ..<a href="http://www.conversiondiary.com/2009/12/doubt-after-atheism.html" rel="nofollow">Doubt after atheism</a> =-.</p>
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		<title>By: Telling Dad&#8230;For a good reason &#8211; Mommy PR</title>
		<link>http://www.tellingdad.com/2009/scorpion-terror/#comment-962</link>
		<dc:creator>Telling Dad&#8230;For a good reason &#8211; Mommy PR</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 08:36:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Topic..but please read THIS story about his findings of a little known hybrid mega-species of scorpion that put Rattlesnake venom to [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Topic..but please read THIS story about his findings of a little known hybrid mega-species of scorpion that put Rattlesnake venom to [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Alyson</title>
		<link>http://www.tellingdad.com/2009/scorpion-terror/#comment-906</link>
		<dc:creator>Alyson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 15:35:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dude!!  I hear ya totally!  You did not see my unwelcome guest - &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.3psinapod.com/2009/06/15/todays-unwanted-guest/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://www.3psinapod.com/2009/06/15/todays-unwant...&lt;/a&gt;.  Ain&#039;t Texas grand?? 
.-= Alyson&#180;s last blog ..&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.3psinapod.com/2009/08/07/question-of-the-day-3/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Question of the Day&lt;/a&gt; =-. </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dude!!  I hear ya totally!  You did not see my unwelcome guest &#8211; <a href="http://www.3psinapod.com/2009/06/15/todays-unwanted-guest/" rel="nofollow">http://www.3psinapod.com/2009/06/15/todays-unwant&#8230;</a>.  Ain&#039;t Texas grand??<br />
.-= Alyson&acute;s last blog ..<a href="http://www.3psinapod.com/2009/08/07/question-of-the-day-3/" rel="nofollow">Question of the Day</a> =-.</p>
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		<title>By: Brittany</title>
		<link>http://www.tellingdad.com/2009/scorpion-terror/#comment-904</link>
		<dc:creator>Brittany</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 12:16:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>We just moved from Texas (lived in Hill Country for awhile) to Arizona. I had a bagillion posts about the Texas creatures. We had a snake come in (just a grass one),  a cat with babies, a opposum that wasn&#039;t so friendly try to hide in our kitchen, I&#039;ve been stung (as well as my kids) by those scorpions and oh so much more. Have you met the June Bugs that attach themselves to your hair next to your ear and bzzzzzzz the whole time. Or the love bugs that make your non black car look black after driving through them? Wait till it rains really good one year - your entire house and around your house will become infested with Frogs. Oh yes, frogs!!!! LOL Makes me miss Texas - it&#039;s boring without all the creature adventures!!! 
.-= Brittany&#180;s last blog ..&lt;a href=&quot;http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/TJTa/~3/un-xPgqOGoE/help-for-me-and-you.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;UPDATED --Help For Me And You&lt;/a&gt; =-. </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We just moved from Texas (lived in Hill Country for awhile) to Arizona. I had a bagillion posts about the Texas creatures. We had a snake come in (just a grass one),  a cat with babies, a opposum that wasn&#039;t so friendly try to hide in our kitchen, I&#039;ve been stung (as well as my kids) by those scorpions and oh so much more. Have you met the June Bugs that attach themselves to your hair next to your ear and bzzzzzzz the whole time. Or the love bugs that make your non black car look black after driving through them? Wait till it rains really good one year &#8211; your entire house and around your house will become infested with Frogs. Oh yes, frogs!!!! LOL Makes me miss Texas &#8211; it&#039;s boring without all the creature adventures!!!<br />
.-= Brittany&acute;s last blog ..<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/blogspot/TJTa/~3/un-xPgqOGoE/help-for-me-and-you.html" rel="nofollow">UPDATED &#8211;Help For Me And You</a> =-.</p>
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		<title>By: Amanda</title>
		<link>http://www.tellingdad.com/2009/scorpion-terror/#comment-900</link>
		<dc:creator>Amanda</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 04:45:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And that&#039;s exactly why I don&#039;t live in the South. Those bugs are on steroids. 
.-= Amanda&#180;s last blog ..&lt;a href=&quot;http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/confessionsfromhh6/qYzm/~3/LpLJtSgIdp0/small-talk-six-lazy.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Small Talk Six - Lazy&lt;/a&gt; =-. </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And that&#039;s exactly why I don&#039;t live in the South. Those bugs are on steroids.<br />
.-= Amanda&acute;s last blog ..<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/confessionsfromhh6/qYzm/~3/LpLJtSgIdp0/small-talk-six-lazy.html" rel="nofollow">Small Talk Six &#8211; Lazy</a> =-.</p>
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		<title>By: Cindi @ Moomette&#38;#03</title>
		<link>http://www.tellingdad.com/2009/scorpion-terror/#comment-896</link>
		<dc:creator>Cindi @ Moomette&#38;#03</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 00:19:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Eeww!  The closest we&#039;ve come to that is a box-recluse furry thing in the bathroom when DD26 was about 5.  That spider keeps getting bigger every time I tell the story, but even the DH had to take care of it with about 10 whacks of his favorite pair of preppy Sperry Topsiders back then! 
.-= Cindi @ Moomette&#039;s Magnificents&#180;s last blog ..&lt;a href=&quot;http://moomettesmagnificents.com/blog/2009/08/06/back-to-school-in-style-with-carolina-pad-review-and-giveaway/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Back-To-School In Style With Carolina Pad: Review and Giveaway&lt;/a&gt; =-. </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Eeww!  The closest we&#039;ve come to that is a box-recluse furry thing in the bathroom when DD26 was about 5.  That spider keeps getting bigger every time I tell the story, but even the DH had to take care of it with about 10 whacks of his favorite pair of preppy Sperry Topsiders back then!<br />
.-= Cindi @ Moomette&#039;s Magnificents&acute;s last blog ..<a href="http://moomettesmagnificents.com/blog/2009/08/06/back-to-school-in-style-with-carolina-pad-review-and-giveaway/" rel="nofollow">Back-To-School In Style With Carolina Pad: Review and Giveaway</a> =-.</p>
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