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This week’s Monday Mingle is a bit more risque than previous weeks as one of the questions asks if we’ve ever streaked or skinny dipped. Hmmmm.
For those unaware, Monday Mingle is a weekly video blog where a series of questions, topics or ideas are answered and discussed by participating bloggers. Jennifer over at Eighty MPH Mom posts the questions and then bloggers answer them vlog-style.
This is my last Monday Mingle for a few weeks because I’ll be traveling and I won’t have access to my editing software for videos.
I know it’ll be tough but try and keep it together until I return. My next Monday Mingle will be on December 7th but I’ll try and at least participate by typing my answers. Not nearly as fun but at least I can still be a part of it.
Video Warning – Might want to make sure only adults are watching this one as it includes pillow talk and full frontal. But you can’t argue with the fact that I’m a doll.
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What's this about it being a private video?
I was looking forward to seeing your answers. I watched last week, you are so funny. Hook me up so I can watch your questions..Come on I played along! Thanks!
We'll miss you in the coming weeks. Try and not miss us too much.
.-= one cluttered brain´s last blog ..Monday Mingle! =-.
WHOOPS! I didn't realize it was on private. All fixed!
6'7''? Wow, you are tall!
I did not realize how many different ways there were to tap one's fingers.
How can your mom try to pass the stuffing off on you as being inside stuffing? I think my husband would eat anything if I served it like that too.
Have fun on your trip.
.-= Michelle´s last blog ..My First Monday Mingle =-.
I was totally getting scared for the full frontal for a minute there. ROFL! When I saw your newdy pic, I laughed so hard, i think i almost peed my pants! AHh! I love you! Your wife is beautiful, she is lucky, You are so funny! I signed up for that Mom world, that you have a talk show on. So funny. I hope you ALWAYS do monday mingle. yes, you are so tall….YYYYEEEAHHH riiiight!
You need to be a guest on Ellen! She would LOVE you! Have you been on her show yet? I really don't think you should be taking a turkey out of the oven in your bra. That should be dangerous.
I'll still read your monday mingle…at least you will still do it, funny guy. I'm going to show my honey your mingle. So funny!
.-= one cluttered brain´s last blog ..Monday Mingle! =-.
Brilliant once again! I just have to tell you how much I loved the Barry White intro – yowza! My hubby claims that Barry White has done more for men (getting lucky that is), than anything else on earth LOL. Love Barry!
Yes – it's gotta be inside stuffing – absolutely! I am with you on that.
If I dressed like Rachel Ray did there, no cooking would ever get done. Plain and simple.
I hope you have a wonderful, safe trip. We will miss you terribly, but we will of course look forward to your written post.
Have fun!
.-= Jennifer-Eighty MPH Mom´s last blog ..Monday Mingle – November 16th =-.
LOL Oh full frontal… tsk.
That's a great line up for people to cook for your wife. And how sweet that you'd want them to cook for her.
No contention in our marriage LMAO just thought it was odd that he couldn't tap his fingers the way I tap my fingers. Yeah, we're deep thinkers… But thanks for diving into that with us and sharing some of the big stuff with your readers!
That's true…hmm basketball would pay well.
Yes that photo shoot with Rachael Ray is very real… I stumbled upon that a while back looking for a photo of her. *shrug* Can't blame her! She's a cutie. LOL
Hope you have a great Thanksgiving with your family — Enjoy the stuffing!
.-= Mrs. Cox´s last blog ..Monday Mingle XV =-.
See there you go again stepping on your d*** right…lol! I totally got your reference. Nice frontal…*whistle! Hold back those ladies!
That is the sweetest gesture ever! Too awesome for the chefs for the wife. Very very cool.
Agreed on the xray vision for ugly naked people. Yes Superman had xray vision.
Ha ha on the outside stuffing…I love pate style inside stuffing…absolutely fabulous stuff! Yay for spending time with your family. Very fabulous and travel safely of course!
.-= Karie´s last blog ..Gifts for Everyone: Child to Cherish =-.
I had to pause your video I was laughing so hard! I knew something funny was on it's way but man that was good! You have such a wonderful sense of humor!
And Barry White was PRICELESS! Loved the intro! so perfect
That tribute to your wife was adorable! I loved it so much! If my husband got me those 4 chefs I would kiss the ground he walked on!
I didn't think of the fortunes I could win with x ray vision….I like that.
you don't use your pinky at all! Interesting….that tells me so much….
Holy cow! You are taller than my (6'2) husband! Not many people out there taller than him. I am amazed.
I totally agree with you about the stuffing! Outside stuffing is disgusting.
And in response to your comment on my mingle: Yes, having a gay friend named BJ is super funny and even better that it is true!
I hope your travels are fun and safe!
.-= Annie´s last blog ..Monday Mingle 5 =-.
Alright so I was totally going to feel jaded about not being invited to dinner and then you had to go and say all those sweet things about your wife and then I felt like a schmuck!
After the weekend I had I needed a laugh and you my friend always deliver!
Give my love to the fam, (even though they will say, "Who?") and happy reunions and safe travels. We'll miss you terribly!
.-= Tina – Mad Hatter Mom´s last blog ..Mickey and the Military =-.
great intro. barry was very smooth..
back in the day, can always come back.. careful!
great dinner, can I be the waiter so i can pick at the left overs?
tell your wife to watch out for drippings while cooking in that get up.
have a great week!
.-= Mary RC´s last blog ..Monday Mingle -Week Two =-.
LOL – the full frontal was definitely risque – lol!!! What a brilliant idea to have the chefs there and your wife of course! Inside stuffing is definitely the best!
Happy Monday Greg!!! Hugs
.-= Shannon (The Mommy-Files)´s last blog ..Monday Mingle – November 16, 2009 =-.
LMAO!! I'm a little disturbed that you're not anatomically correct, Greg.
Even still this was hilarious as usual!
.-= Miss Blondie´s last blog ..Who Wants a Zhu Zhu Pet?? =-.
Have a fun safe trip Greg.
.-= Jammie´s last blog ..Gotta Go =-.
I've decided I need to buy some "Oops I crapped my pants" for when I watch your videos because you make me laugh so darned hard.
Those muscles on the "secret" pic are outstanding. Did you have to work long and hard to get chiseled like that?
Heather is stunning! (As I'm sure you know) I love that you invited her to dinner too. What a sweet thought.
.-= Andrea´s last blog ..Book Review: Close Encounters of the Third Grade Kind =-.
I use to have that photo on my wall as a teenager. I never realised it was you! I feel so bad…
.-= Pippa´s last blog ..The Yummy Mummy with no tummy Challenge – Week Thirteen =-.
Oh Greg… I LOVED your Mingle today… Too friggin hilarious as usual. What a visual ( about you streakin') and your wife must be a lucky woman ( though she is GORGEOUS!!!) I LOVE the photo. scandalous!!! Thanks for an amazing start to my Monday!!
.-= Jenn´s last blog ..Monday Mingle 11/16 =-.
OMG the full frontal had me laughing my arse off!!! I love your mingles and I'm going to miss them for 2 weeks!!!
I would never have thought Rachel Ray would take a picture like that!!! Crazy!
Wave to me when you pass through Virginia on your way to NC!
You are so funny!!!!
It hurts to laugh and your full frontal had my laughing pretty hard.
That is such a sweet gesture for you wife.
I have to disagree with you about the stuffing. I like outside stuffing. I like getting a crunchy piece.
too bad you wont be back for 2 weeks. You are hilarious.
I always love your videos, you're hilarious…
Having the 4 of them cooking for your wife, too sweet…
The full frontal pic is hilarious!!
I didn't realize how tall you are, my husband is 6'6" and I have a hell of a time shopping for him.
If you don't mind me asking, where in NY are you headed? I'm upstate… always curious….
.-= CaseyDeuce´s last blog ..Winner Announcement! =-.
Okay, tripping. Too bloody funny!
My hubs is tall. You know, people don't realize how big of an issue vehicles are! I can't tell you how many times we've vetoed a vehicle.
Gooey stuffing…yum. 'nough said.
Have an excellent Thanksgiving! Safe travels!
.-= Sky´s last blog ..LilyMe *Giveaway* =-.
You never fail to make me laugh…and I have never seen anyone tap their fingers like that…interesting
.-= Melissa Multitasking Mama´s last blog ..Vloggy Style =-.
That was great! Wow! Barry White, Full Frontal nudity, and Rachel Ray in that outfit..thought you were a family blog! LOL You totally crack me up! Have a wonderful Thanksgiving with your family. Happy Monday!
.-= Cheryl´s last blog ..Monday Mingle =-.
Pretty funny Monday Mingle. Love the full frontal. Also you are right you are so close to being freakishly tall 7'9 is not a far stretch. LOL. See you back here in 3 weeks.
.-= Rob´s last blog ..Monday Mingle November 16th =-.
OK, your Mingles get better and better.
Next time I need to grab a snack for your mingle, they are like dinner theater – sell tickets for them dude!
{except to me, cause it was my idea and so I get free passes…for me and 5 friends…yep, that's the rule!}
Down with outside stuffing!!!
Have a safe and fun trip, good luck with the house hunting.
Tammi
.-= Tammi @ My Organized Chaos´s last blog ..New Balance and PEANUTS co-branded footwear =-.
The full frontal…I just wasn't prepared for such manliness! LOL.
That's so sweet you'd have them all come over to cook for your wife! And what a rockstar lineup too! She would be eating well, that's for sure.
(Oh, the first two in my dinner line-up are Food Network chefs too. You would love Alton Brown's show "Good Eats." It's totally your style!)
I agree with the x-ray vision. Such a money-maker!
A three-finger tapper huh? Interesting….I guess if I were to think about it (and try it again, like I just did) I do the three finger tap sometimes too. I think it's cause my Pinky is a slacker.
I actually thought about you when I was answering the height question. But like you said, you're much closer to being than the rest of us. I can't wait to see you in your disco platforms! It will be amazing and awe-inspring I'm sure.
Oh yes…I love stuffing too! I love how you make sure to keep the integrity of Thanksgiving in tact by being an inside stuffing purist. Good for you!
Great mingle as always Greg! Have a safe trip and a great time with your family! And Happy (early) Thanksgiving!
.-= Lauren´s last blog ..Monday Mingle! =-.
Love your answer for the dinner party guests (or servents??) – how sweet are you? I wouldn't mind having the four of them cook for me, for sure.
I'm pretty sure my husband would agree with you on the height thing as he's almost as tall as you. I'm only 5'2" though so 4'1" would definitely be less of a shock.
.-= Jen E @ mommablogsalot´s last blog ..daybook: november 16th =-.
Love the Ken doll. So great.
Ok, after your comment about not streaking because you would have a "tripping" problem, I was truly disappointed about your full-frontal photo! I guess you must have meant your feet…
You made me laugh so hard, I snorted.
How sweet about wanting to have those 4 fantastic chefs to your house to cook for your lovely (and beautiful) wife – that is just so wonderful, you are gonna have a GREAT trip!!
Hope you have a terrific Thanksgiving, and can't wait for your next Monday Mingle video (it's on my birthday)…
.-= Lorie Shewbridge´s last blog ..Ruby Tuesday: Sunrise =-.
That intro is so smooth.
So I"m back to get my fix and already you are cracking me up! I know I'm late.
Don't be surprised if you are the next patented ken doll.
I hope your wife sees this. It is so sweet that you would want these foodilicious chefs to cook for her. She , I think, would love that!
I'm thinking if men had x-ray vision they'd be too happy
I heard no more MM and my system got shocked. lol Glad that was followed up with an explanation.
It was good watching you entertain us again.
Happy Thanksgiving!
.-= JamericanSpice´s last blog ..Aloha Friday: Will your guest room be full? =-.